December 2011
I think I'm Cute...
pancakeatthedildo:
streudelkitty:
It’s just that nobody else does.
I do
luke
operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
patrickhumps:
instead of screaming happy new year!!!! at midnight im gonna scream RYAN GET A JOB
omg
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Tintin: I've got bad news! We've got one bullet left!
Haddock: Oh, great. And what's the good news?
Tintin: We've got one bullet left.
notyoudonut:
“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”
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nobody on trollmegle understands that im being...
stop LEAVING ME STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP. omg
arseniccatdick:
not even satan likes absolutely funniest posts
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sebastiansmythe:
rainbow road more like satan’s racetrack
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